Cool SMS
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”A Cute proposal by a cute lover”

My name is I

My problem is love

My solution is you! ;-)
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“Clasical Insult”

Wife:

“tum poori dunya me b dhundo to mujh jesi wife nahin mily gi”

Husband :

“tum kya samajhti ho, main dusri b tum jesi dhondon ga?
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A man to Sardar: “What abt ur english paper?”

Sardar: It was f9,but I forgot 3rd form of “think” then I thought & thought & thought & finally…

I wrote “Thunk” :)
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I

Am

Pagal

I

M

Kanjoos

I

M

JOCker

I

M

Not

Good

I

M

Stupid

I

M

Mentl

I

M

Idiot

I

M

Bad

Aisa kyun Sochtay Ho??

Tum Jaisy B Ho Mere dost ho Yar.
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Child: Abu jb ap faiL hojate thaY to dada ap k sath kya slook krty the?

Abu: Wo Meri khoob petai karty the

Child: 0r jb dada faiL ho jate tu?

Abu: To un k walid unki petai karty the

Child: Abu main b exam main fail ho gya hon agr ap mery sath muzakrat krain to ye khandani dehshat gardi khatam ho sakti hai.
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
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3 Chehray Insan ko kbi Nhi Bhooltey..

ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala, Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.”

Teesra

“Misbah-ul-haq”
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MOLVI sy kisi ne Poocha kia khaogay, halwa ya murghi?

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Molvi: Allah tujhe aisa hi preshaan kare, jis tarah tu ne muje preshani me dal dia hy (;
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Wife Hints to husband for a new Car…

Saying: “Dear, buy me something that goes 0 to 80 in 3 seconds when i am on it”

Husband gifted Her

A “Weight Machine”
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Cutest Proposal ever :::
Girl : Tum mera picha kar rahe ho ?
Boy : Nahi, tum mere aage chal rahe ho….
Girl : Tum chahte kya ho ?
Boy : Sath Sath chalna :) :):)
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MY WAY OF LIFE .
People Laugh Because i am Different, .
And i Laugh Because They Are All the Same, .
Thats Called ‘ATTITUDE’…
“LIVE IT YOUR OWN WAY”
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”Height Of Innocence”

“Small Kid On Phone:Madam My Son Will Not Come To School Today”

“Madam:Who Are You?”

“Kid:My Papa Is Speaking” :)
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Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
They Twist,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before…
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Agar Koi Mughy acha Lgta Hy to Acha Wo nahi

Acha My Hun

“OR”

Agar Koi Mughy Bura Lagta Hy to Jaan Lo

K

“Bura Wahi Hy ”

Q K Main To Acha Hu Na:-

Hahahahaha….,,,
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“ADAB Ki INTYHAN”

Main Sirf ye Soch kar

Paper khali Dy ata Hun

“FARAZ”

ky kahin Teacherz ye Na

Kahain Kay Agay se

jawab Dyta Hy…?:)
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Baithy Baithy “DIL” ny kaha chalo dost ko msg karty hein,
Phir socha rehny do dil to pagal hy,
Phir socha kia hua agar dil pagal hy,
“DOST” kon sa
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.
.
.
“Professor” hy
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Aik Bhikari ki lotterly lag gae,
us nay aik nai masjid banwai,
doosry bhikari ny poocha k masjid kiun banwai?
pehla bhikari,
“Ab mein us masjid k agay akely beth kr bheek manga karun ga”
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I wanna keep3 things: . .
The SUN
The MOON
&
My friends

Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME
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