Funny Shayari SMS
 
CID Special-
Thanda mat khao khaasi hogi,

Thanda mat khao khaasi hogi,

ACP Ne kaha khoon Karne K jurm me tumhe Faansi Hogi.
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Lov By Rikshawala
Arz hai
Dil Jla Rha Hu Kismat Azma Rha
Hu
Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu

Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike P
Islye Aj Riksha Chla Rha Hu.
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Apne b kabi kisi se pyar kiya hoga,
uspe khud se b zada etbar kiya hoga,
par toot gya hoga sara etbar us din,
jab apne uski shadi me 101/- ka vyavahar kiya hoga
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ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!
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PAGALPANTI Har Din Ke Baad Sham Hoti Hai Zindgi Aise Hi Tamam Hoti Hai Marte Hai Laila Majnu Ishq Me Aur Fokat Me MUNNI Badnam Hoti Hai!!
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Zindgi ka rukh mod denge
Sari bandishe tod denge
Ye exam
Jese-tese nikl jae Yar
Next exam me to pakka record tod denge. --:
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Saari Rat Guzar Jati Hy
Isi Kashmakash Mein


SOHAIL

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K Kambal Ki Lambai Kon
Si Hy Aur Chaurai Kon
Si Hy ..
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Saari Rat Guzar Jati Hy
Isi Kashmakash Mein


SOHAIL

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K Kambal Ki Lambai Kon
Si Hy Aur Chaurai Kon
Si Hy ..
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Dekho jaani___

"FIRE" ko aag khte hai.
"COBRA" ko naag khte hai.
"GARDEN" ko baag khte hai.

aur

"EXAMS" k phle jo khali ho jae use dimaag khte hai...
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Aapki yado ko aasu bnakar piya ka
rnge, Waqt-bewaqt aapko miss kiya karnge, A
apki yaad me mar bhi gaye to kya? Yamraj ke cell se sms krange
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Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,

Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.

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Jab K Har Dafa

Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)
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Jhatka Kuch is Tarah Dia Sanam ne Apni Zulfon ko SOHAIL........






Ikatthi 7 Juoein Mere Daaman Main Aa Girin. :-)
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Waqat pe Medicine liya karo SOHAIL..............
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Phir Kehte ho:


Dil merey hai.

Dard_e_Disco.

Dard_e_Disco.
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Kaash tum apne wade nibha jatay..

Kisi tarha mera dil behlla jate...

20 Rs nahi thay tu...

10 Rs wali choti coke hi pila jatay....
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Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke karche utha na sakay


mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare.
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bhai bahan k bichhadne ka ye hua anjaam,bhai bahan k bichhadne ka ye hua anjaam,dont say waah waah feel the pain plz,k munna bana mbbs aur munni hui badnaam.
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Arz kiya h.

Green green bag me hare hare totey

wah wah..

Green green bag me hare-2 totey..

Hum to subah uth k naha lete h aap to muuh b nhi dhote..
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Tum man hi man unhe chahte rh gye.unhe batane ka plan bnate rh gye,pata lga k koi aur le gya unhe.aur ap unki shadi me tent, kursi lgate rh gye.kyon?
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Kuch Is Tara Dosti Nibayenge,

Nokri Na Mili To Bilkul Nahi Ghabraenge,

Dono Station Pr Chaye Ki Dukan Lagayenge,
Tum Chaye Banana
Hum Chaye Chaye Chilayenge..
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Arz Karta Hu
Dabang k Pyar me munni Hui Dewani

Dabang k Pyar me munni Hui Dewani

Munni Ho Gayi Puraani
kyuki
Ab Aa Gayi Sheila ki Jawani.
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