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Train chali
bheed badhi.
itne me break lage,
1 ladka ladki se ja takraya.
Ladki boli- janwar ho kya.
Ladka- Jaanto tum ho,
Hum to war hai..!!
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TEACHR- Tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Boy- Past, Present, Future.
Tchr- very good. exmpl do,
Boy- Kal apke beti ko dekha ,
Aj pyar karta hu,
Kal bhaga ke le jaunga.
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1985 me Guest Ghar aate hi:
Kia Haal Hai, Papa kaise hai, Bache theek hai?.














2010 Guests Ghar aate hi:
Patli pin wala charger hai?
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Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He

Beta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book

Baap:Konsi

Beta:"FACEBOOK".
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Negro died & went heaven!
Angel-Who r u?
Negro:(2 impress her)Leonardo Di Caprio(Titanic Hero)
Angel is cnfsed & asks a frnd:abe titanic jala tha ki duba tha?
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Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam kya hai
Maa:Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta:1000 Rupess ka.
Maa:Quit karde 1000 rupaye ke liye ghar mein talwarein nikal aayengi.
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Ma:beti shadi ke liye kon sa date fix kare?
Beti:22 Dec. Ma:Q? Beti(sharmate huye):Suna
hai us din saal ki sabsi lambi raat hoti hai...
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RAAZ Rozana Apne Padosi Ki Bell

Baja K Bhag Jata Tha

Ek Din Padosi Ne Pakad Kar Pucha-Ye Kya Harkat
Hai?

RAAZ-Mai Miss Bell Marta Hu
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For all married friends----------Wife calls mom:'He fought wid me again. I am coming to u.' Mom:'No darling, he needs to pay 4 his mistake, I am coming.' ;)
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Woman: When my husband left me, he said: he was going to join the army for a little peace.
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Train chali
bheed badhi.
itne me break lage,
1 ladka ladki se ja takraya.
Ladki boli- janwar ho kya.
Ladka- Jaanto tum ho,
Hum to war hai..!!
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1 darzi logon k kapde lekr farar hogya

Koi kehta meri pant,

Koi kehta meri Shirt,

1 Santa bhi Ro raha tha Logo ne puchha Q Ro Rahe ho?

Santa:mera naap le gaya.
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Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga
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1971 da yudh chal reha c.Pak jahaj to bumb sut reha c Loki gharo bahar aa gaye.
Banto:Mein apne nakli dand bhul gayi.
Banta:'Saliye Jahaj bumb sutda kurkure ni.
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GOLU apni billi ko lekar exam dene ja raha tha.
MOLU:-ye billi ko lekar kha ja rhe ho.?
GOLU:-exam dene.
MOLU:-koun sa..?

GOLU:-"CAT" ka.
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10 Saal Baad

Grl Boy Ko Dekh K.
Kya Mast H
Ma Bap Ne Kaha Chupa Rkha Tha
Muje Is Bache Ka No Chahiye

BOY Sharmate Hue
Ap K Ghar Baap Bhai Nai H Kya
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golu Found His Wife Having Affair.

Golu Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself.

golu Ne Apne Kaan Pe Gun Lagayi Or Wife Ko Bola,

.
.

“Khush Mat Ho.
Agla Number Tera Hai!!:-)
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santa meets his old frend.

santa:a&b,a&b,a&b,a&b,a&b,a&b...........

frend:iska matlab??

santa:kuchh nhi yaar ,i want to say long time no c.
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1985 me Guest Ghar aate hi:
Kia Haal Hai, Papa kaise hai, Bache theek hai?.














2010 Guests Ghar aate hi:
Patli pin wala charger hai?
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santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.

Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.
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