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| Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. | | | | Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai. Sab time-time di gal hai! | | |
| When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute! | | | | Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES | | |
| He came 2 me 1 nite explored my body licked sucked swallowed & had his fill wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO U Dirty Mind | | | | A Short thing It gets Longer when U hold it N pass between women Breasts N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt U dirty mind. | | |
| Which Part... of a man's body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE!
ANSWER: HEART!!! But i luv the way u think... | | | | Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN! | | |
| Daughter : Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them. | | | | Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side | | |
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o""o (') HELLO! ( '.' )/ / ( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind! | | | | A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja. | | |
| Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun. | | | | Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea! | | |
| Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy. | | | | Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day) | | |
| It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it? Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind. | | | | Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Callgirls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls. | | |