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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
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When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
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He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
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A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
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Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
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Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
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Daughter
: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
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Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side
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------) ' (------
---- (_(_)------
----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--

------) ' (------
----(_)_)-----
----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
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(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
(,))

) ' (
(_,_)DO
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)THiS
//
(,))

) ' (
(_,_)MÖre
(,))
(_,_)
(')'; OFTEN
// ';
(,)) '
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(')


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/ /
/ /

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"o (')
.' )/ /


o""o (')
( '.' )/ /

o""o (') HELLO!
( '.' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
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Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
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Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
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Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
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It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
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