Pathan SMS
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Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 165 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.

Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 165 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna ha
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 136 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha



Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 168 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya.

Phir dusri side se bahar nikla aur

paseena ponchhty huwy bola:

Yaara, ye konsa road tha?

Itna speed breaker?
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 172 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
Pathan:aj humara jumaah ka namaz nikal gaya yara!!!

Dost:kese yara?

Patahn: Yara imam saab bola apne mobile band kr den,humara ghar par tha..

Jab band kar ke Aya to jamat nikal gaya...
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 193 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
Teacher: Batao kay chooza anday say

kaisay nikalta hai???

Pathan: Miss yeh baat itna important nai..

Soochnay wala baat yeh hai kay chooza

Anday main ghusa kaisay????
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 178 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
Teacher: Translate into English

“Yaad-e-maazi azab hai ya Rab

Cheen lai mujh say hafiza mera”

Pathan: My mind is full of data base

O God! Please make me a mental case….
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 186 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
Girl:
Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1 saal barri hoon..!


Pathan:
Oye baaji fikar kyun karta hy,
Hum tumse aglay saal shaadi karlega..
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 138 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
"Police Afsar PATHAN se:

Tumhari maadri zuban kon si hai?

PATHAN: Koi nahi..

Police Afsar: Kyun?

PATHAN: Meri ammi goongi thi...:
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 141 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
1st Pathan: Mere bache honge

To 1 ko Karachi

Aur 1 ko Lahore chor aonga....

2nd Pathan: Woh Kyu...?

1st Pathan: Kal T.V. per bata rahe they

Ke bachon ke darmiyan waqfa zaruri hai...
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 196 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
Teacher to Pathan: 10 Fruits k Naam Batao?





Pathan:

5 Amrood
5 Aanar. :-)
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 87 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?


2 pathan:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hai kahan dikhai day ga...
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 129 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
1st Pathan: Yara ye jahaz itna bara hoti hai

isay paint kese krte hain?

2nd Pathan: Woi Pagala jab ye door ja k chota sa ho jati hai phir paint krte hain
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 159 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
1 Pathan ne 1 cow ki kiss li Phr toba karney laga,
k zehan main shetan agaya tha,

usi waqt shetan aya or bola:
“Ullu k pathay yeh harkat to mere zehan main bhi nahi thi”.
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 179 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 165 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis karo,

Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,

tum humein janwar smjhta hai.

Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 167 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
Pathan Halwai Sy: Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy 30 Sal Sy
Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani,
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 158 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
Santa:

Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?

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Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do. :-)
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 125 Chars send free sms 280 character
 
1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue
pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili !
Farishte ne poocha aisa kyn?

Pathan bola :
muje laga koe photo kheench raha hai
Pathan SMS, Hindi Pathan SMS 156 Chars send free sms 280 character
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