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Teacher to Student: Agar main tumhari maa hoti
to main tujhe 2 din mein sudhaar deti ...

Student: Madam main hune ja ke apne
Bapu nu dasda ki teri Lottery lag gi oye....
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Teacher: " Main Teri Jaan Kadh Davaangi", Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh
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JATT:-No if no but sirf jatt.
Khatri:- No Topi No Chatri Sirf Khtri. Mulla:- No Gas No Chulla Sirf Mulla.
PUNJABI:-na dalda na gheo punjabi sarea da peo..!
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Babbu maan's.... Aj din paper da, ajj padhna paina, Degree nal paya panga poora krna paina.., tusi pass krdeo thonu fark ni paina, je fail hogya mera kakh ne rehna
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Ap bohat Khoobsurat,
Khush Mizaj,
Mohabbat karne wale.
Aur Mehnti ho.


Chal hun Teri Vaari..

Hun Tu V Koi Lateefa Suna.
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Tusi Enj Kro.

Mobile off kro,

Battry kad lo

Sim v kad lo

Mobile Nu Road te rakh k uton

IT mar do

jadon tusi msg e nai krna te is

Kanjar da ki faida
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ek punjabi apni un parh maa se phone py:

maa mein is sunday par pakistan aa raha hoon..

maa: wah puttar: log jahaz ty aaundey ny
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tu sandhay ty awein gaa....
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1 Pendu Lady Ki Shadi 1 UK Return Admi Se Hogai.

1 Din Uska Banda Khana Khate Hue Mar Gya.

Larki Ne Logo Ko Bataya,

Haye Pani V Nai Mangia,Bs Water Water Krda C
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Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses

English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!

Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!

Punjabi Girl: Lakh laanat begairta...
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santa: jadon meri navi navi shadi hoi menu meri biwi ini sohni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jawan.
Friend: aur ab???

Santa: kha hi jaanda te changa c
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Santa g ka ghora race main sbse peechay tha,

kisi ne poocha:

Santa apka ghora konsa hai?

Santa:O dekh jinnay sareyan nu

agay laya hoya ae.
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Boys Attitude!
Wen A Boy Proposes A Girl
If She Says Yes
Then
“Pata Ni Kineya Nu Haa Kiti Honi A”

If She Says No
Then
“Bandri Apney Aap Nu Aishwariya Samjhdi Hai”
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Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai?
Tumhari Ho Jaye?

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer?..
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GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya

Dukandar:Radio To Theek He
Bas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha

GOLU:Theek He


Te Mousam Nawa Pa D
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karwa choth di swer uth k wife pooja karane lagi,
husband: swere-2 ki rola paya hoya hai,
wife; sutta rah kanjra tera hi sayapa
karan lagi aa
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Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey.

banta:aho!

banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?
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Free free free dhoti naal kacha free.Cow naal Bachra free.Cheti cheti viyaah karva lo kanjro.nahi tah milega voti naal bacha free....!?!
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Santa- Bebe m chandigadh ch computer chalana sikh lavan. Bebe- Putter sikh tan le per chandigadh ch bheed bahut hundi h kite bhida na dein..
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Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari Mama Hoti
To Tumhen Bohat Pyar Karti
Aur Tumhari Har Baat Manti.



Little Santa: O Bibi! Bas Kar Dramay,
Menu Pata Aye Tu Mery Aby Te Akh Rakhi Hoi Aye.!
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Santa to Preeto on suhaag raat
Soniye tenu apne do bullan naal kujh kar k dikhavan
Preeto - Haaye main mar javan karo ji.
Santa - Burraa.......
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