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BF:Mai Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hu
GF:Ha Janu Q Nai Just A Minute

Delte Delete Delte
Ya Lo Janu Dekh Lo Tumha To Mujpe Trust Hi Nai
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Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He

Beta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book

Baap:Konsi

Beta:"FACEBOOK"
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Negro died & went heaven!
Angel-Who r u?
Negro:(2 impress her)Leonardo Di Caprio(Titanic Hero)
Angel is cnfsed & asks a frnd:abe titanic jala tha ki duba tha?
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Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam kya hai
Maa:Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta:1000 Rupess ka.
Maa:Quit karde 1000 rupaye ke liye ghar mein talwarein nikal aayengi
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Santa was cooking Murgi,Wen he added Hara Dhaniya guess wat Happened?The Murgi start Dancing & Singing 'HUM PE YEH KISNE HARA RANG DALA.MAAR DAALA.
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Journalist: Tell me Major, did you ever fall into d hands of d enemy in any of ur engagements?
Major: Oh, yes, but I escaped when I got a divorce.
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Santa: Marriage is a lot like going to restaurant. U order what u want. And when u see what d other fellow has, u wish u had asked 4 that instead.
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Santa: What do you mean, u got that black eye from a fire?
Banta: My wife caught me kissing an old flame.
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He: Darling, if you marry me, I will satisfy your smallest wishes.
She: And what about the big wishes.
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Banta: Did Ramesh furnish his whole house with second-hand stuff?
Santa: Yes, he even married a widow.
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1din Papu 4 bje uth gya
Ma-Papu mera putr, Papu mera sher,
padh likh k paisa kamaega dher.
Papu-Na main tera putr, na koi sher,
susu karn utha si, so jaunga fer
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Height of Coolness-
2 frnds, after exam:
1-Koun sa paper tha?
2-Shayad Maths
1-Yani tune paper padha
2-Na yaar, wo aage wali Ladki CALCULATOR liye baithi thi.
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TEACHER:-Kabir ka koi doha sunao..?
STUDENT:- ganga ji k ghat pe ghatna ghati gambheer, Raheem le gayo Meera ki Pappi fas gaye sant Kabeer...
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GOLU Ne Ek Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Kisi Ne Kha Bhai Sahab Ye Kya?
GOLU: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai..
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GOLU: Kon Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaonga
Kon Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaonga

Mai To Buss Ka Driver Hu Cut Mar Ke B NikaL Jaonga
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MOLU:kya tum pass ho Gaye
GOLU:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
MOLU:kese
GOLU: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he
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Sonu Went To International Cooking Contest

When Judges Came Near Him He Was Moving Spoon In Empty Karhai

Judge- Kya Bana Rahe Ho

Sonu- ULLU
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Father- agar tum fail hue to
mujhe daddy mat kehna… result
aane par..
Father- Kya hua result ka ?
Son- Sorry yaar aatma ram tune
baap kehlane ka haq kho diya...!!!
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Aman class mein ek gadha
le kar aaya.
Teacher : Iss ko q laye ho?
Aman,”Teacher aap ne hi toh kaha
tha,” “ki aap ne kai gadhon ko
Insan banaya hai,”
Ab Banao...!!!
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Boy asked his dad 4 a bike.
Dad : why did god give u 2 legs ?
Boy : one to change gear & other
to apply break.”!
Youngster rock.
Parents shock...!!
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