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Ek newspaper me chapa"50%"
"ladkiya bevkof hoti hai"
Is pr ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.
Fir chapa"50% ladkiya bevkuf nahi hoti"
tab jakr ladkiya shant hui.
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Girl Demand For Ice Cream..
Boy Purchased it..
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Only Thank U?
Girl: U Want Ki$S Na?
Boy:Chup Kar!! Aadhi Ice Cream De Mujhe.
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Santa- Maa kehti he bhains ka dodh pine
se dimag tez hota he
Banta- Ma bewakuf banati he
Agar aisa hota to bhains ka baccha SCIENTIST nahi ban jata
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Chintu: Didi Ro Kyo Rahi Hai?
Maa: Wah Sasural Ja Rahi Hai.
Chintu: Mujhe Laga Use School Bhej Rahe Hai.
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A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife...and then accepts all her amendments!
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Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50 hajar Santa: agar plstic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kr chipka bi Lena..
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Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.
husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..
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father- 1 zamana tha k mai Rs 10 me kirana, saag, dudh, or nashta leke aata tha.

Beta-Ab possible nahi hai Dad Qki ab wahan CCTV camera hota hai
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Tcher 2 sleepy student:Who
Invented Steam Engine?
Student: Wht sir?
T:Yes correct
It's James Watt
Moral:Sleeping is improve ur
genaral knowledge.
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Once Santa was busy reading the prices of shares on TV, suddenly, his servant came and shouted:
Sir ur wife fell down.
Santa: Sell her immedidate
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SON - Dad why doesn't the Law permit us to have More than One Wife..? DAD - When you get Married Son, u will realize that the Law is on OUR Side
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Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko KHUJLI Karte Dekh Raha Tha

Aadmi Ne Use Bula K Pucha-KHUJLI H Kya

Waiter-SAAB, Agar Menu Me Likhi H To Zarur Milega.
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Teacher:Montu tere Papa kya krte hai?
Montu:Sir HDFC ke Malik hai!

Teacher:WAH! HDFC Bank?

Montu:Nahi Sir, Henu Dahibade & Faryali Center.
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Banta Singh: r u standing in front of the mirror for a long time?
Santa Singh: i'm trying to remember where i have seen this face before.
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a lecture waz going on
suddenly a boy went out of the class

lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya??

boy's friend: sir, usko neend me chalne ki aadat hai
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Jeeto: My husband wears clothes that will never go out of style. They will always look ridiculous.
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1 Andha aadmi air force mein bharti ke liye gaya

Major: Main tumhe kiss kam ke liye rakhu?

Aadmi: Sirf andhadhundh firing ke liye!
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A girl asked her friend why are you
wearing a wedding ring in the wrong

finger? The other answered To

show other that I was married to the

wrong person.'
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1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia

Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?

Chor ne jawaab dia....:

Teen Saal Qaid...!!!
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A drunk man was strunlin 2
open door with key.

Frnd askd - Can I help 2open
the door?

Drunk: dude just hold the
house straight & i will
open the door..
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