Jokes SMS
 
Bv:Aj Koi Shair Sunao
Pati-Abhi Ni
Bv:Sunao Na
P-lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh pe
Mar jauga mai sanam.
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Sonu-Tujhe Sharam Nai Aati Tu Apni Biwi K 7 Kapde Dho Raha Tha

Monu-Is Me Sharam Ki Kya Baat Hai..

..Wo B To Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti Hai
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Boy-Mujhe Ek Behad Khubsurat Ladki ki Talash Hai
GIRL-Lo Mai Aa Gyi
BOY-Thik Kiya Ab Use Khojne me Meri Help Karo
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Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nai Ata K Kya Kre?

Kharab Kaamwali Mile To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta He

Agar Achi Mile To Pati KAAM Kr Jata He
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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)
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Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata.
Admi-Din me bhi kat rhe HO?
Macchar-Kya kru ghr me Maa-Baap Bimar Hai,bhen Jawan Hai Or Ladke walo Ne 1 litr khoon dahej Me Manga hai...
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Munnabhai-Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Circuit-Arey simple hai bhai..is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.
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Girl: Suna hai is ghar mein
bhoot-pret rehte hain?
Santa: pata ni,
main to 7 saal pehle hi mar gaya tha.
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Aman school mein hans raha tha,
Chaman bola :- Chup raho
Aman :- Kyun ?
Chaman : mein monitor hoon.
Aman bola: mein CPU hoon, ab bol...!!!

Lucky jha
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Santa kisi ladki ke Ghar rishta le kar Geya

Ladki ke maa baap bole 'humari beti abhi padh rahi hai'

Santa 'koi baat nahi hum ek Ghante baad aa jaege'.
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Aman : Maine tujhe khat likha
that fir bhi tu nhi aaya?
Chaman : Mujhe toh khat mila hi nhi,
Aman : To sale maine to likha tha ki khat
mile na mile aana zarur. Rly...!!!
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A onion get married to cabbage
d nxt morning a friend asked
onion “How did u spend your first
night?”,
Onion said arre ek dusre ko
kholte-kholte hi subah ho gayi...!!!
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Larki:
Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge,
Call Karlun.

Larka: Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle Ki Thi Woh?



Larki: Ooh Sh!t...




Sorry Ghalti Se Dubara Tumhara Number Mila Diya. :
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Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.

Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->
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Aman and wife waiting
for train itne mein PUNJAB MAIL
aayi Aman bhag kar train mein
chad gaya or wife ko bola…
.
.
.
Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye
to tu bhi aa jana...!!!
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MALLIKA KO AIRPORT PE CUSTAM WALO NE PAKAD K PUCHA IS TIFIN BOX MAI KYA HAI. . . MALIKA GUSSE SE, -KAMINO YE MERA SUTCASE HAI . . . . .
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G:Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya He
Jise Pete Hi Insan Such Bolne Lgta He Pi Kr Dkho
M:Aakh Thoo,Ye To Tail H
G:Dekha Such Bola,Ye Waqai Tail H
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Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband:

"I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly. Please say something nice about me"

Husband:"ur eyesight is perfect..."
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Ek baccha mummy se pitne ke baad apne papa se :
Papa kabhi aap Africa gaye ho ?
.
.
.
Papa: nhi beta ..
.
.
.
Baccha: fir itni khofnak item kahan se le aaye...!!!
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Aman : Yar chaman, sir ka msg aaya hai
ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karoon ?
Chaman : “Message sending fail” likh ke
bhej de...!!!
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