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A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
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A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
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A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
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Please
( ) press down!
( ) )

( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!

( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby
ur good!
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( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )

, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )

married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
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Press down.




down more


deeper



more
YES



ahh



ohh




yes
Almost there!


ooh baby


faster


harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
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Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
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1 admi ke 20 bache the,
1 din uski wife boli: M kaisi lag rahi hu?
admi:Roop tera mastana,
pas mere mar aana,
phool koi phir se na khil jaye....
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Jis train me sundar ladkiya safar kar rahi ho us train ko kya kahenge.

socho?



socho-2?

?


?



simple yar




"MAL GAADI".
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AKBAR: mujse vada kar teri biwi ka pahla kiss mujhe lene dega.

BIRBAL: vada hujur! par meri ek shart h.

AKBAR= bol?

BIRBAL= M shadi aapki bahan se karunga.
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Q. what is the secret Of Long Life?

Ans. -
Morning 2 eggs.
Evening 2 pegs.
Night between 2 legs.
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Santa ne kachha dho kar padosan ki salwar ke paas sukha diya aur aawaaz di "bhabhiji jab aap salvar utaro tab mujhe bol dena m bhi kachha utar lunga!!!!"
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Girl to Baba-if i kiss a boy to kya hoga?
Baba-narak me jaogi.
Girl-ok agar aapko kiss karu to?
Baba- chalak ladki swarg me jana chahti h.
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