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Ap bohat Khoobsurat,
Khush Mizaj,
Mohabbat karne wale.
Aur Mehnti ho.


Chal hun Teri Vaari..

Hun Tu V Koi Lateefa Suna.
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Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu!
Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
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Dr. to Patient's frnd: Agr 1 ghanta pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete.


Friend: Aby saly,

aadha ghanta pehle to iska accident hua hai 1ghanta pehle kese le ata?
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Tusi Enj Kro.

Mobile off kro,

Battry kad lo

Sim v kad lo

Mobile Nu Road te rakh k uton

IT mar do

jadon tusi msg e nai krna te is

Kanjar da ki faida.
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Teacher: Kids write an essay on President of Pakistan.....
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Few Moments Later...........
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Student: Miss! What is the english of Kanjar????
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Pathan:aj humara jumaah ka namaz nikal gaya yara!!!

Dost:kese yara?

Patahn: Yara imam saab bola apne mobile band kr den,humara ghar par tha..

Jab band kar ke Aya to jamat nikal gaya...
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Baap ne betay se kaha :
'dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he....'

Beta : 'aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.
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husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki gadhe per bethunga...

wife: to kya hua bcha hi to hai,
zara si der ke liye bhitha kun nahi lete..
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Maalik Naukar say:
yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye jaatay ho to wapas aanay main

2 - 3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?


Naukar:
sahab aap nay he to kaha tha k bijli ki tarah kaam karna .........
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ek punjabi apni un parh maa se phone py:

maa mein is sunday par pakistan aa raha hoon..

maa: wah puttar: log jahaz ty aaundey ny
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tu sandhay ty awein gaa....
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Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr): btao mere hath mai kia hai?
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dosara pagal: rail gari........
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1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala?
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2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha.............
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yaar museebat aane per log upar wale ko hi kusoor war kun thraten hain,

dusra dost,
"kunki biwi ko kusoorwar thrane se museebat aur badh jayaigi..
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1 Pendu Lady Ki Shadi 1 UK Return Admi Se Hogai.

1 Din Uska Banda Khana Khate Hue Mar Gya.

Larki Ne Logo Ko Bataya,

Haye Pani V Nai Mangia,Bs Water Water Krda C
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Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses

English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!

Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!

Punjabi Girl: Lakh laanat begairta...
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Dhobi Ne 1 admi Ki Chaddi Thek Se Nhi Dhoyi,

admi Ne Chitthi Likh K Bheji

"KAPRE THEK SE DHOYA KARO"

Dhobi Ne Jawab Likh K Bheja

"CHOOTAR THEEK SE DHOYA KARO"
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Dr: Motape ka 1 hi Elaj He.
Tum Daily Sirf 2 Rotiya Khaya Karo

GOLU: 2 Rotiya

khana khane se pehle
ya
Khane k baad
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आज मैंने अपने दिल से पूछा- प्यार क्या है??
दिल ने जवाब दिया-
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देख, मेरा काम है खून सप्लाई करना ...
फालतू कि बात मत किया कर..
🖐🖐😂😂🖐🖐
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संता... को दो बम मिले |

बंता - चल पुलिस को देकर आते हैं
संता - अगर कोई बम रास्ते में फट गया तो ?

बंता - झूठ बोल देंगे की एक ही मिला था ।

😄😜😄😜😄
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😜😜😜सबसे नया😜😜😜
गब्बर सिंग के पैदा होते ही उसकी माँ ने
बहुत मारा ..
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लोगो ने पुछा क्यो मार रही हो ...??
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माँ बोली -- कमीना पूछ रहा है,"कितने
आदमी थे ..?😀😀
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किसी के, किसी के साथ विचार नहीं मिलते तो इसका मतलब ये नहीं है कि वो दुश्मन हैं

वे पति पत्नी भी हो सकते हैं 🌹🙏🌹
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