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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
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What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
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It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
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There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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yar kaha h jaha h wahi pe rahna,
3 4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna,
teri jaan ko khatra h,
Bahar Bandar pakadne wale ghum rahe h. ;)
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1 srdar kafi din baad apne watan gya or mitti utha ke bola: ab apne watan ki mitti ki khusbu wo nahi rahi.
2 srdar: paa ji tusi mitti nahi tutty utha li hai.
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Boy- bade jalim h teri gali ke bache.
Girl- kyo? kya hua?








Boy- kutte pichhe laga ke bolte h ..

"PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA".
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Bhoot ka bacha apni maa se: maa m kitna drawna hu?

Maa: Beta jyada ghamand achha nahi h abhi tune msg padhne wale ko nahi dekha h.
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TIPS: how to save 10paisa per year.
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isme bhi interested ho?
kasam se yar...
kaha le jaoge itna paisa bachakar?
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new generation'alphabets-
A-apple
B-boyfriend
C-chating
D-download
E-E-mail
F-facebook
G-girlfriend
H-hewelett packard
I-Iphone
J-java
K-kingston
L-laptop
M-messanger
N-nero
O-orkut
P-picasa
Q-quicktime
R-ram
S-ser
T-touchscreen
U-usb
V-vista
W-wifi
X-xp
Y-youtube
Z-Zorpia...
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AEROPLAN: Wright brothers

CYCLE: Macmilan

TELEPHONE: Graham Bell

TLESCOPE: Galileo

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dhundho sale ko pakad pakad ke marenge.
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Lecture chal raha tha.
ek ladka achanak uthkar class se bahar chala gaya.

Lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya?
Ladke a dost: sir usko nind me chalne ki aadat h......
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Father- kal raat tum pikar room me gir gaye the.
Son-kya karu papa sab galat sangat ki vajah se hua 6 dost 6 beer or unme se 5 sale peete hi nahi the.
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shukriya karo us khuda ka ki usne hame banaya h,
Qki ek pyara, achha sa, smart, cute nd intelligent sa

dost hamne na sahi

aapne to paya h.
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Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin ;)
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three eggs fall down but broke only two.
why think?
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dont take tension yaar!aisa bhi hota hai.
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