Jokes SMS
 
Ek baar ek pagal bidi bina jali bidi
pee raha tha
Dusra Pagal : Yaar bidi se koi dhuan
nhi nikal raha hai?
Pagal : Kar di na phir paglon wali baat,
Yeh “CNG” bidi hai...!!!

Lucky Jha
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Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
GOLU-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia
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2lady ped k niche baithi Kafi der se bate kr rahi thi

Achanak 1aam gira
1lady-ye aam kese gira

Aam bola-

PAK GAYA HU TUMHARI BAATE SUN-SUN KE
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Judge- Tumne Samaaj K Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kaam Kiya Hai

Mujrim- Saab, Humare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakho Logo Ko Naukri Mili Hui Hai
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Bapu in a computer Exam...

examiner asked,"What is Microsoft Excel?
Bapu: " It is like Surf Excel to clean computer...!
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Crack: I would rather see Banta hanged.

Jack: You marry him and it wont be long before he will hang himself
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Crack: I would rather see Banta hanged.

Jack: You marry him and it wont be long before he will hang himself
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Judge-Fasi Se Pehle Kisse Milna Chahoge

Sonu-Biwi Se

J-Ma Bap Se Nai

S-Wo To Agla Janam Hote Mil Jaenge..

..Biwi K Lie 21Yr Intzar Krna Pdega
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Santa-Aaj breakfast kya kiya?
banta -Sandwiches
Santa -Jhooth Muli ke parathe khaye h na?
Banta -How do u know?
santa-Lips Can Lie But Hips Don't Lie!
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Man: After 70 yrs u still address ur wife as Darling, Love, Honey. What's the secret?
Old Man: Her name slipped from my mind 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her wat it is?
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Patni- Muje Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do Main Tumhe Saat Janmo Tak Chahungi.

Pati- Haar Ke Saath Kangan Bhi Dunga, Lekin Baat Isi Janam Tak Hi Rehne Do.
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Q: Ladkiyan Kabhi Khud Pyhar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Karti?

Intresting Jawab.

Taki Break-up Karte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Pichhe Pade The
Main Nahi.
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1 Admi GOLU Ko Mar Raha Tha
Logo Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhe Ho
Aadmi-Sala 1 Ghante Se Pooch Raha Hy K
Phir Sailab Kb Aaega

Muje Rashan Nai Mila
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Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje 1 bhoot 2nd bhoot ko samja raha tha
ghabra mat. Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h

koi Rajnikant- vajnikant nai hota
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Doctor: kiske liye chasma banana chahate ho ?






GOLU: MASTER JEE ke liye me unhe Gadha dikhaye deta hu
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Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se:
Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient
Ki Kya Report Hai?

Junior Doctor:Sir Uska Tou Maine Postmortem
Kr Diya
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Ek Aadmi Ladies ward me admit ho gaya.

Nurse:-
Tumko sharm nahi aati.

Aadmi bola:-
Sharm kaisi...!
Hum to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hue the.
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1 dost ne dusare dost se 7 saal baad milne per pucha :Yaar tumhare bache Pappu or munni ka kya haal ha
Dost-Ji pappu pas ho gya
or
munni badnam ho gai.
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MAA=beta kya kar rhe ho...?

BETA=pdh raha hu.

MAA=excelent ! kya pdh rhe ho...?

BETA=ji...GIRL FRIEND ke message..
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boy:what is ur name?
girl:kyun bataun? main tumhe jaanti bhi nai
boy: mat bata mai bhi kaunsa tujhe apni FERRARI mein baitha raha hoon
girl:anjali,B.com,2nd year,tution time 6-8pm
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