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three eggs fall down but broke only two.
why think?
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dont take tension yaar!aisa bhi hota hai.
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It is time 4 EXAMINATION..
study with CONCENTRATION.,
English with PUNCTUATION...
Maths with CALCULATION..
Biology with CLASSIFICATION..
Chemistry with COMBINATION..
Now where is time 4 RELAXATION.
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while selecting a girl (life partner), don’t just see her goodwill, please check her credit rating of love.
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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers
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True Fact-
Its Easy 2 Find a
Handsome Boy Without
a Girlfriend

But Its Difficult 2 Find a
Beautiful Girl Without a
Boyfriend
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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

" W "!!

B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"

WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY

WIFE....!
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GOD:I Cant Be Evrywhere So I Created MOTHERS

DEVIL:I Cant Be Evrywhere So I Created GIRLS.

GOD: Dont Worry I Hav Created BOYS To Chnge Them To MOTHERS!
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Q:Why a person with broken heart doesnt need general knowledge?..
A:Jab dil he toot gaya, toh "G.K" kya karein.
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Dont drink water while studying
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Bcoz
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CONCENTRATION decreases by adding water
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Experiment samaj gya to wah wah kr lena
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How Newton Died ?

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He died After seen South Indian Movies..

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Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He Made...
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BOY Askd GOD:"Why She Loves A Rose,Wich Dies In A Day.
Bt Doesn't Love Me,Who Dies 4 Her Everyday?"

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GOD Replied:
"Ja Na Be DIMAG Mat Kha"..
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha?
ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).
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A famours Writer said " Love is like a long sweet dream" and "Mariage is an alarm clock". so have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes u up."Happy Unmarried Life".
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Moral of the movie ROBOT-
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A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o ;-)
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If a black cat falls down in water.. wat will the white ct say?
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DONT THINK LIKE SCIENTIST. It will say only "Meow Meow"
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this is warming to all those who dont smoke..........


"one ady all your friends will die and you would be left alone.........
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newton's law:
lecturin is d phenomenon of transferin the info 4m d notes of lecture to the students notes without passing throu'd brain of either
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Congrats, U have been awarded
An M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it to all M.B.A’s.
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My New Theory- Argument wins the person, but looses the relation ...., So don't argue with ur friends just...., just kick them & say, I am correct.
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My New Theory- Argument wins the person, but looses the relation ...., So don't argue with ur friends just...., just kick them & say, I am correct.
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