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teacher 2 student art ki copy pe sab train banao me 5min me aarhi hu

10min baad

te-train dikhao

stu-aap late ho gyi train 5min phle hi chali gae..
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Theacher- "LAdki sab ladko se hans ke baate karti hai. Batao is sentence me ladki kya hai?"
Student-"Sir, ladki bahut chaalu hai"
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SANTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha.

BANTA- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log Hain
Roz Roti Chickn Ke Saath Khate hain.
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Beta -Kya pari aakash me udti hai?
Ma- Ha
Beta - To apni kamvali Q nahi Udti?
Ma- Wo Pari Nahi Hai.
Beta - Per papa to use pari kahte hai.
Ma - kal suha ud jaygi.
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Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.
Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.
Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?
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Patni-Tum Pehle Jitna Pyar Nahi
Karte Ho,Shadi Se Pahle To
Pados Ki Chhat Se Kudkar Milne Ate The
Pati-Ab Sochta Hu Ki Usi Chhat Se Kud Jau
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BOY to GIRL:Oye Hoye Kaha Ja Rai Hai

GIRL:-Tere Ghar

BOY:-Mai Bhi Ata Hu

GIRL:-Aja Besharam Ammi Ko Bataugi Apni Behan Ko Cherta Hai
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Train M Sawar GOLU:Thookna H,Kaha Thooku
MOLU:Agle Aadmi Ki Jaib Me Thook
G:Use Pata Chala To
M:Jb Maine Teri Jaib Me Thooka To Tuje Pta Chala Tha
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Papa- ye kya tumhare maths me 1 marks aaya h

Son- jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me Q nhi

Papa-Wat?

Son- sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa..aa jaenge;-)
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Newly married husbnd savd wife's nmbr on mobile as

"MY LIFE"



Aftr 1yr:"MY WIFE"




5yrs:"HOME"




10Yrs:"HITLER"





25Yrs: "WRONG NUMBER"!
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Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya,
Thodi der chup baithe ke baad bola= English chalegi na?
Ladki(Sharmate huye)= Soda saath me ho to Desi bhi chalegi..
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Teacher:-
Which Was 1st Silent Film In hindi?

Santa:-
If d Film Was Silent,
How Could u Know It Was in Hindi ?

Teacher shocks
Santa rocks !!
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Ek din Hanuman ji patang uda rhe the. Upar se Yamraj ne patang ki kanni kaat di. Hanuman ji Bole- Mangal Bhavan Amangal Haari, Neeche aao tohe patak k mari.
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In a Hospital a Doctor Was Dismissed For Reading a Book..
.
.
.
Guess the Name Of That Book?
.
'How To Become a Doctor
In 30 Days!';
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Tchr-Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai?

Boy - Q ki Puch Me Itni Taakat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake!!

Sidhi Baat
No Bakvas..
Clear hai!!;-)
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Santa- mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai

Banta- mera ghar to itna bada hai ki kone me chale jao to roaming lagti hai.
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A Doctor's Wife Nvr Allowed Him 2 Come Near Her!
She Used A Very Unique Technique,
Guess Wat?
.
.
?
.
.
By Eating Apple,
An Apple A day
Keeps The Doctor Away:
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Daant nikalne ke liye Muh kholiye

Lady:
Aa..aa

Dr:
Aur thoda

Lady:
AA..AA

Dr:
Aur thoda Kholiye

Lady:
Dr, kya aap muh mein baitke daant nikalenge?
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GOLU:Yaar, mai kuch bhi karta hu to meri biwi beech me
aa jati Hai

MOLU:Yaar,tu car chala kar dekh
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Mariz-Dr. sahab Mujhe bimari h,Mai baat ko kehne
K bad bhool jata hu
Or 1dum gali de deta hu
Doc.=Ye bimari kb se h
M=kon c bimari Kamrne, kutte
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