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Chor Ki Biwi Shohar Se: Ghar ka rashan khatam ho Gya hai jaldi se le k aaye
Chor: Le aaouga aisi b kya jaldi he zara dukane To band hone do
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Techar: Ye Kiska Signature H
"@@@@@@@"

Student: Mere Pitaji Ka.?

Tchr:Aisa Kaise?

Student:Ji,Wo "JALEBI" Bechte Hai..Hath Aise Hi Chalte Hai
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Judge:Tumne Apne Malik Ko Zehar Q Diya

Mulzim:QK Unho Ne Kaha Tha K Aisa Thanda Pani Pilao
K Thanda Ho Jau Maine Zehar Daal Kar De Diya
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1 gav me nadi pe bridge banaya Gya
People:bahut accha ho Gya
GOLU: ha ji pehle dhup me tair ke nadi paar krte the ab Chav me tair ke par krenge
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Knjus-Ek Or Ice-cream Khaoge
Beta:Pr apne 1 icecream b nai dilai ab tk
Bap:Bhool Gye jab hum pichle sal yaha aye tha to 1 icecream nai khai thi
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GOLU:Dehaat se aye ek admi ko english ke sirf do words aate the, phir b usne shehar ja ke lakho rupye kamaye. MOLU: Kaunse words
GOLU: HANDS UP
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Teacher- Batao banjar kise kehte hai GOLU- sir jis par hariyali na ho
Teacher- bahut khub kisi banjar jagaha ka example do
GOLU- Ji aapka sir
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Sir 2 me :Padai karo varna koi tumhe job nai dega



Me 2 sir :Padai wo log krte h jise job chahiye ham to job dene walo me se hai
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Height Of Shakkk:
PATI:Mai Tumhare Sath 100 Saal Rahunga Or Pyar Krunga




Biwi: Uske Baaad Kahan Moo
Marne Ka Irada He?
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1 Chuha sharab ke drum me gira.
Nikal ke mast ho kr soyi hui billi k muh pe laat maar k bola.
"Uth Munni
aaj ye chulbul tera mujra dekhne aaya he
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Teacher:
Beta Tumhare Abbu Kia Karte Hain??


Pappu:
Jo Ammi Kehti Hain..:-
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Grl:Agr Mujse Shadi Krni Hai To Tume Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Atta aur Papa Ki Car Me 20 litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga.Boy:Acha BEHAN chalta hu Ami-Abu Ko Salam Kehna.
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Grlfrnd - mera dil mobile hai or tum SIM ho
Boyfrnd - O very good I am very happy!
Girlfrnd - zyada khush mat ho naya offer milte hi me SIM change kar deti hu.
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Wife:
Why are you back home so early?


Husband:
At office
boss told me
"Go to Hell..." ;) :)
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Teacher-bina daant k 2 jaanwaro ka naam bataao.
GOLU-Sir , Dada aur Dadi. . .
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Teacher: childrens exams are nearing,If u have any doubt u can ask me..
Boys: In wich printing Press the question paper are printed?
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If girl in luv,
Her parents ask:
who is dat IDIOT?
If boy in luv,
His parents ask:
Idiot,who is dat girl?

MORAL:No matter
whoever in luv,
Boyz r always Idiots...
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Girl-Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do,ME Ring Ko Dekh K Tumhe Yad kia Krugi
Boy- Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna ki Kamine se Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di
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IK LARKA LARKI SE : KABHI BHI KISI KO PATANA HO TO USE KHUD SE DUR HI RAKHANA..
LARKI: ISI LIA TO TUMHAI KHUD SE DUR NAHI JANE DETI..............
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Tcher-agar ek diwar banane me 10000 ka kharch ata h to 2 diwar banane me kitna ayega?

Stu-10 Crore

Teach-nalayak kya nam hai tere baap ka?
Stu-Suresh kalmadi
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