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Boy- I love u
Ladki-tameez se baat karo.
Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due respect I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U"
DEVI JI !...
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Ek Chor Ne Apni Bibi Ko Sone Ka MAHENGA Set Diya.
Bibi Khush Hoke BOLI-Janu IsKi Kimat Kya hai?
Chor:3 Saal Ki Qaid !
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Santa- Doctor saab 1 pareshani hain ki main jab bhi nahata hoon geela ho jata hu!
Doctor - kal se nahate samay nal band kar liya karo.
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Biwi par Nibandh: biwi 1 faltu musibat hai.ye ghar ki rasoi me payi jaati hai.iska paustik ahaar pati ka bheja khana hai.Ye pani kam khoon zyada piti hai...
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1 Knjus hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha
Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Knjus-DETOL ki shishi foot gayi h
Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,La teri b ungli katu.
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Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nhi Krti?
Intresting Jawab:

Taki Break-up Krte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Piche Pade The,Mai Nai. .
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JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega.
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Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega . . .
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Pati Patni me Jhagde ke baad Pati ne Kagaj Pe Likha Mujhe 6 Baje Jaga Dena

Patni ne Subah Kagaj pe likh diya 6 Baj Gaye he Uth Jao.
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Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi
k sath dost k ghar lunch pe
gaya.
Dost ne itni badi family dekh
kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja
nahi aayee. Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai …!
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Manager: A room with double bed? But sir you are alone?
Santa: Yes, It is just that I wish to enjoy the silence from the other bed
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SANTA ka school me 7th class me new admision huwa.
Teacher-Batao Sachin Tendulkar kon hai ?
SANTA-Humko kya pata mai To school me naya hun
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GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu
Muje Bhul Jao
BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka Gum
Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam.
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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.

Banta- to isme prob kya hai?

Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi
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Snta & Bnta moving on road at 12midnight

Snta:Bahut garmi he yaar

Bnta:HA yaar
Din hota to kahi chhao me baith jate.
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Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se bola:
Jaan,kaho to Tumhare liye chand tare tod lau

Ladki halki c Muskurai OR boli
Phir Haramipan Shuru.
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Mom: My dear son, why your Wife sitting so silent..?

SON: Nothing mom, she asked lipstick, but i gave fevistick that's all.
No chip chip
no chik chik:-)
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girl (pyar se): tum muze bhulna mat.
boy: are tum jaisi panoti ko bhulega bhi kaun!
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Santa- Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai.!Kya khilate ho isey?



Banta-wo sher hi hai,saala PYAR-VYAR k chkkar me padke kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai..!
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Constable-Sir,

Humne sharab se bhara hua ek truck pakad liya hai.


Chulbul Pande-Usse kyaa hoga,
Ek truck sode ka aur ek namkeen ka bhi pakdo.
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Santa: My wedding was going to happen but... Banta: But? What's the problem? Santa: My wife didn't know it.
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