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A Cute Proposal:
Boy-I Love U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'll Die For U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I Cant Live Without U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'll Marry U
Girl - Really!
Boy- huttt.....
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Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,

Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,

Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese Check Karwaunga..
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Sharabi ko Daru peta dekh American bola-Pani to mila lo
Sharabi-Hum Indian hai itna pani to daru ko dekh ke he muh me aa jata he
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Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha
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Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge.
customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do
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Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.
naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai
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Beggar: Beta ek rupaya de, khana khaunga. BOY: Ek kya take Rs. 5 but tell me, itna sasta khana mil kahan raha hai? Saath chalenge.
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Q. Shadi kya hai ? A.Ek aisi umraqaid,jisme kharab chal-chalan par rihai mil jati hai .
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Ek Sharabi let kar gane ga rha tha

5-6 gane ga kar wo ulta let kar gane lga

Dusra shrabi yar ulta let kr kyo gane lga

Srabi: Pehle A side thi ab B side hai.
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SANTA-Why do doctors cover their faces during an operation?
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.......Because if a mistake happens, nobody would know who did it.
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santa- soch raha huin ki usa ghum aauin, kitane paise lagenge.
banta- kuch bhi nahi
santa- wo kaise?
banta- sochane ke paise nahi lagate.
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Girl: Iss blue pen ki kia price hai? Dukandar: Rs.700 Girl: uff! Aur goldon ki? Dukandar: 2 baar uff uff. .
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Hight of Addiction:-

Just b4 hanging judge asked the prisoner " Urs any last wish!"

Prisoner:- 'YES" I Want to update my "FACEBOOK" status as "Died"..
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Jewllery shop me 1 Aadmi Ki Zabardast Pitayi Ho Gai Pucho Kyon???
Usne Sales Girl se Kaha Aapki EK EK Item Mast Hai.
Aaj SONE Ka Kya Bhav Hai???
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1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola "MAA"

Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.
Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.
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Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle. Tourist: How do we escape if lion comes now? Santa: Give right indicator and turn left.
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Height of dhoka- Student to his friend: Yaar dhoka ho gaya. Friend:Kya hua? Student: Yaar book ke liye paise mangwaye they, gharwalo ne book hi bhej di.
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Father- Beta agar sasural waale
Scootar de to Car mangna,
Shop de to Ghar,
Cooler de to AC mangna.
Son- Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya uski MAA ko manglu.
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Dentist to santa Apka daant nikalna padega
Santa kitne paise lagenge?Dentist 200
Santa ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa "DHEELA" kr do nikaal main khud lunga.
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Wife- Jab Bhi Mai Room Ke Andar Aati Hu, Tum Radio Bandh Kyon Kar Dete Ho..

Husband- Kyonki Mai Do Radio Ek Saath Nahin Sun Sakta
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