Jokes SMS
 
NIKY-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
NIKY'S BRDER-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera peo sunuga. ...
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BHIKHARI:Saab, Pariwaar Se Door Ho Gaya Hu,Milne Ke Liye 120 Rs Ki Zarurat Hai.

SETH:Kaha Hai Tera Pariwaar?




BHIKHARI:Samne PVR Me DABANG Dkh rhe..;-)
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Teacher:
"dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka"

ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.....


Student:
sania ka baccha na india ka na pak ka !
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Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasaya se khush hua,bol tujhe kya chahiye.?
Bhakt-D.J System dedo Prabhu.
Shivji-Abe SALE D.J hota to main Damroo kyon bajata.:-D
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A boy came running to the kitchen. Boy: Dad, there is an ugly monster at the door. Dad (Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one!
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A Marwadi calls Newspapr 2print death of his grandpa..
Clerk-Rs.50/- word.
Marwadi- Dada Dead
clerk-sorry,Minimum 5 wrds.
Marwadi-Dada Dead,Wheelchair for sale!
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Pati-vo khubsurat LADKI Muzko Has k Dekh rahi hai..
Patni-Pehle confrm kar,Has k dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh K Has Rahi hai...
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teacher- 1 saal me kitni raten hoti hai.
santa-10!!!!
teacher- wo kaise??
santa- 1 shivratri, aur 9 din navratri!!!!
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Histry sir was on leave

So Science sir was askd 2 set d paper

The vry 1st Q shocked students


Describe jhansi Rani wid a neat diagrm & label the parts..!
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LAALU JI EK MAHINA BUSH SE TRENING LEKAR VAPAS AAYE.EK DIN PHONE AAYA.LAALU JI BOLE.
"who are u"

BUSH NE KAHA.
ARE SASURA HUM BOL RAHA HOON BUSHVA?
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Lady At Police Stn:
Plz Find My Husbnd,
I'l Die Witout Him!

Police:
Wah!
Itna pyar?

Lady:
No,
He Is The Only Who
Earns,
Cooks,
Washes Cloths
& Cleans D House
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Police:Khabar hai k aapke ghar me visphotak samagari hai.
Santa-Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maike gyi H
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Patni:Mai Gana Gati Hu To Tum Balcony Me Q Jatey Ho


Pati:Taki Mohalle Wale Ye N Soche Ki Mai Tera Gala Daba RAha Hu
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Sadhu-kuch daan karo Beta?
Santa Ne Jeb Se 5/-Nikal K De Diye
SADHU-Khush Hoke Maang Beta Kya Mangta He?

Santa-Babaji,Mere 5/-wapas De Do
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Ek sharabi Ka Court Mein case Chal Raha tha.
Judge Ne Kaha
" ORDER ORDER"
Sharabi Replied..
" Ek CHILI CHICKEN,EK Qtr ROYAL STAG With SODA' Jaldi...
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Boy 2 grl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho!



Grl-isliye itni der se soch rhi hu k mere pas Kutta kyo khada h?
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Boy: "I sent love leters to my girlfrnd everyday for 3years."

Frnd: "Then what happened?"

Boy:"Nothing finally She maried the postman.
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1 Snta ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya.
Logo ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko Q mara?

snta bola:

O yar mai jis-se b puchta k tum phone pe kis-se bat kr rha h to wo khta.
.
.
Teri bhabhi se.
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Teacher: tum ro Q rahe ho?

Ladka:meri mummy mere papa ko kutta kehti h.
or papa unko BILLI,

mujhe samjh nhi aata ki main PILLA hu


ya BILLA??
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teacher- is muhawre ko samjhao
"kiya karaye par pani firna"


student-very simple
jese hi mene toilet ka flush chalaya, mere kiye karaye par pani fir gaya
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