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KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold...!
VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.
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Banta santa se-teri dukan pe mitthai rakhi h tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta,santa- yaar krta to bhut h par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu
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Height of caring..
Ek bar chiti hathi ke upar beth kar jaa rahi thi.Raste me kaccha pul aata hai.Usko dekh ke chiti-"Jaanu cross kar loge ya main utru?"
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GIRL-dear,sunday 1st show k BALCONY k"CORNER"wale 2 ticket book kr k Rkhna..

BOY-Lekin"CORNER"wale ticket nai mile toH??

GIRL-TO MOVIE dekhenge...
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Teacher 2 GOLU -Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai.GOLU Next Day Coat Pant Pehan K Aata Hai.Teacher:What's This.?GOLU -Raymond, The Complete Man..
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Pujari ne apni GF k kandhe pe 1st time hath rakha aur bahut dhire se nervously bola: "I love u.!"

GF- "Zor se Bolo'

Pujari- "JAI MATA DI"
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Police: Park me aise Q baithe ho?

Srdar: Hm dono sadi-suda hain!

Police: To Ghar me baitho

Srdar:nhi baith sakte na Q K
iska Pati or meri Biwi nhi Manegi.
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kitne khush nseeb hain wo log jo patther se pyar pa lete hain,hum to itne bdnseeb hain ki mom se bhi chot pa lete hain.
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Dr. Apki bv sirf 5 Ghante ki mehman hai "i m sorry".

Husband: koi baat nahi dr.saab jb 25 saal nikal gye to 5 ghante bhi nikal hi jayenge…..
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Son--- Can u write with your eyes closed ?
Father -- Yes.
Son-- Good ; can u sign my report card
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Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna ha
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Santa: Banta, don’t put mobile charging while sleeping at night?

Banta: y?

Santa: sometimes, battery may blast.

Banta: Yah. I know. That’s y I am removing battery from mobile while charging… :)
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WIFE: Tumne kabi socha h ki meri shadi kisi or se ho jaati to kya hota?

Husband: Nhi mne kabhi kisika bura nhi socha.
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Raza:
13 days ago
Santa apna sar pani me duba rha tha
Biwi-kya kAr rhe h?
Santa-Dimag chalta nhi h Sala

dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi.
:-)
Smile wit me..!!
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Child: Mom, I want to have an apple.
Mom: But you had ur lunch just now.
Child: I have broken the window glass of the Doctor so I want to keep him away.
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PATI:-Kash Me GANPATI Hota,
Tum 11-Din Tak Meri Puja Karti,Modak,Laddu Khilati.

PATNI:-Ha Kaash Aisa Hota,Phir Har Saal Visarjan Ke Baad Me NAYE GANPATI Lati.
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ek ladka dusre ladke se kahta hai- aaj maine railway station par khari train ki sarihowo nikL DI.
DUSRA- WELL, wahi train hamari shop par pincer judwane aayi thi.
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Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachho ka aadha kiraya lagta hai,
Conductor-Haan,Agar 12 Se Kam ho,
Lady- Theek hai, Mere to 10 hi hain,..
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Koi Diwani Apko Hr Tarf Dhund Rhi He,
Apke Vzud ko Bekrari Se Puch Rhi He,
Khuda Apko Slamat rkhe,

Suna He Mayawatiji Apne Liye Dulha Dhund Rhi He..
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Chora bola chori te- "janeman tere liye chand tare tod du"Chori b gani badmas thi nu boli-"pehla apni compartment to tod le sussare
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